Can I interest you guys in some hot MLS coverage. Wait, let me rephrase that. Can I interest you in footage of America’s best soccer player taking a cheap shot at another guy’s nuts?
Anyway, here’s Seattle Sounders star Clint Dempsey getting up close and personal with Toronto FC’s Mark Bloom.
Because this is a fair and just world, Dempsey was not penalized in any way for his actions. That may change when league brass takes a look at the video tape.
[GIF via Mock Session]