Cincinnati's baseball team is coming off a 24-32 season and its coach, Brian Cleary, was just fired. I think the Bearcats are still winning, though. At everything. At life.
The team has taken the simple post-game interview and elevated it to an artform. These players aren't just smashing banana cream pies in each others faces, or videobombing the camera with a weird expression. They're...
Doing the backstroke:
Searching for clues:
Carrying the right fielder to a cannibal feast:
And crowning kings:
Look, Cincinnati: I see you guys have an opening at the coaching position. I'll take it for a week—just to hang out with you.