Cincinnati’s Baseball Team Has Mastered the Art of the Postgame Interview

The team has taken the simple post-game interview and elevated it to an artform. These players aren't just smashing banana cream pies in each others faces, or videobombing the camera with a weird expression. They're…

Doing the backstroke:

Searching for clues:

Doggy-paddling:

Carrying the right fielder to a cannibal feast:

And crowning kings:

Look, Cincinnati: I see you guys have an opening at the coaching position. I'll take it for a week—just to hang out with you.

[H/T: Imgur, via USA Today FTW]