The hottest sports take of them all — literally — happens when some disgruntled local decides to burn their own property in protest of a multimillionaire they once loved more than their actual family. There is really nothing sadder than a grown man owning a jersey, except when he lights it on fire.
Such stupidity is not caused by a love of the home team. No, it’s driven by a desire to make the nightly news and to get on viral video websites such as BroBible dotcom. You’d think these people could set loftier goals, like learning how to film a video with their phones or blogging on a site like that.
The latest bit of pride immolation comes courtesy of Chicago Bears fans, who have never been too keen on Jay Cutler — or measured reason for that matter. In the wake of last night’s destruction in Green Bay, a few decided to reduce their garments to ashes.
Here are a few such brainiacs.
Enjoy your internet glory. You guys are good at being fans!
You can also complement your internet experience by searching for mean tweets about Cutler. There are many, even some from people who have more than 200 Twitter followers.
Makes you think.
[H/T: Eye on Football]