Sports
by Reggie Noble on November 28, 2012

“I don’t know too much about Adderall,” Marshall said. “I know guys, it is such a competitive league, guys try anything just to get that edge. I’m fortunate enough to be blessed with size and some smarts to give me my edge. But some guys, they’ll do whatever they can to get an edge. I’ve heard of some crazy stories. I’ve heard (of) guys using like Viagra, seriously. Because the blood is supposedly thin, some crazy stuff. So, you know, it’s kind of scary with some of these chemicals that are in some of these things so you have to be careful.”

Once you get past the requisite 29 dick jokes, you can start to understand how popping that little blue pill could help a football player’s performance. It increases blood flow to the entire body, not just the penis.

Slate explored its potential effect on the athletic world in 2008 – a study that presented some interesting findings.

So, uh, keep an eye out for boners this Sunday. Make sure everyone’s playing clean.