Sadly, this week we've failed in our journalistic mission to bring you the very best fan fights from the wide world of sports. Until now. This morning we stumbled upon a video of a brawl in the parking lot outside Houston's Reliant Stadium before the Texans vs. Cowboys game. It pretty much has all the hallmarks of a web gem: sucker punches, cheap shots, chicks fighting, dudes fighting, Cowboy fans fighting Texan fans, Texan fans fighting among themselves, etc. Stay classy, intra-Texas professional sports rivalries. Enjoy after the jump.

Hat Tip: Deadspin