This time of year, a lot of the sports world is firmly in the "gearing up" mindset--for baseball season, March Madness, and the NBA/NHL playoff pushes. On that same vein, best gear up for the long haul that'll be this week, courtesy of the web's best sports news and entertainment from the weekend that was:  

The Funniest Athlete Aliases Ever, via Bleacher Report

Erin Andrews and 50 Cent Share an Awkward Kiss, via Guyism

Danica Patrick: On the Pole, via Busted Coverage

Chef Bobby Flay Crowned America's Burger Champion, via RSVLTS

Intense Monkey Workout, via With Leather