Guyism everyone—your source for stories on male genitalia. In today’s edition, Charles Barkely tells Conan he gained two inches of manhood after losing weight.
Taking my date to the buffet before a night of wild monkey sex suddenly seems like a terrible idea.
“I keep the weight on because I don’t want to scare anybody.”
And with that joke, Andy Richter justified his entire salary for the year.
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