Sports
by Brandon Cohen on July 2, 2014

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Vine user Jaswant Pakki was bravely able to capture the scene in the streets after USA’s crushing World Cup defeat yesterday, and man, it wasn’t pretty.

I think it’s important during this time that we take the high road. Let’s show the rest of the world that we are sportsman, and we have class. We must resist the urge to give in to our inner rage as is depicted in the video above. If you see any of your friends trying to partake in any World Cup related rioting or looting, please, be the brave person who stands up to them and lets them know that that’s not what America is about.

JK – nobody cares about the World Cup literally as soon as it ends! Screw you Europe and your dumb game. We’re gonna keep living our lives here in the greatest country in the world; getting fat, building more nuclear bombs, and dominating pop culture.

Brandon Cohen

About Brandon Cohen...

Brandon Cohen was raised by Jew gypsies on the sleepy island of Manhattan, and went on to defy the odds by graduating from a four-year accredited university in Nashville, TN. He's a writer and aspiring street fight videographer. Back in 2008, Brandon talked to Amanda Bynes at a club in LA for over fifteen minutes.