by Paul Sacca on July 13, 2014

People are allowed to purchase beer at Mets games so they can tolerate three hours of lousy baseball, so why shouldn’t parents be able to medicate themselves with a cold brew to endure hours of lackluster baseball at Little League games? That is exactly the enlightened thinking at this Little League snack bar in Freedom, Wi. where they offer cans, 12-packs and even cases of beer. I’m sure that bringing alcohol into the equation will definitely quell emotions and totally decrease the chances of an angry dad from coldcoking the umpire.


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World Renowned Toenail Model | Inventor of the Glory Hole | Shared a Cruller Doughnut with Jonah Hill in 2009 | Buys Porno Magazines in Airports | Voted Most Likely to be Pantsless When Arrested | 10th Member of the Wu-Tang Clan | Probably Slept with your Mother