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by J. Camm on May 22, 2014

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By now you’ve probably heard the news from all corners of the Internet, but if you haven’t, Rory McIlroy sent Caroline Wozniacki packing yesterday. He broke off their engagement and their relationship in general. And he did it with the same ease that one might have when dropping off used, unwanted clothes at the Goodwill — sure we could hold onto them a little while longer, but no sense in having them sit the drawer, taking up space for another year when you know in your heart you don’t want to wear them again. (Strange analogy, I know.)

Today, Wozniacki broke her silence on the place people always break their silence…Twitter.

While she was at it, Wozniacki also took the time to update her Twitter photo and bio. Rory, on the other hand, does not have time for that shit.

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J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.