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Can President Obama remove Jerry Jones as Cowboys owner?

By / 11.27.12

Jerry Jones petition


Cowboys fans are pissed. So pissed they’re taking their complaints to “the man” himself. No, not Jesus, though I’m sure fans didn’t thank the Almighty on Thursday for what he’s done to the franchise.

No, “the man” here is none other than President Obama and there’s a petition to rid the Cowboys of Jerry Jones on his authority.


We, the Citizens of the Great State of Texas, and Dallas Cowboys fans worldwide, have been oppressed by an over controlling, delusional, oppressive dictator for way too long. Request the Executive Branch’s immediate assistance in removal of owner and GM, Jerry Jones. His incompetence and ego have not only been an extreme disappointment for way too long, but moreover, it has caused extreme mental and emotional duress.”

605 people have signed this. 605 people have nothing to do with their time.

Actually, check that, 606. I too have nothing to do.

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