By LPGA standards, Natalie Gulbis is a mediocre golfer. In ten years on tour she has amassed only 3 wins, none of which are majors. She's practically one step above being the Anna Kournikova of women's golf. I get that she's sexy, and her n*pples' side-profile in the SI Swimsuit Issue looked divine, but for $8K she better be wearing nothing but body paint for me to lug her clubs around a golf course for 18 holes.
According to the Orlando Sentinel:
The Palisades Episcopal silent auction takes place Feb. 25, so bidders wanting to serve as Gulbis’ caddie still have time to plan the schedules. The winning bidder can name his round, with two caveats – the LPGA event must take place within the U.S. (Hawaii’s available!) and cannot be a major.
If anyone wants to take Natalie off the market, there’s a “Buy Now” feature where she’s yours for $8,000.
(The fundraiser, by the way, also offers the chance to caddie for Davis Love III at the Wells Fargo Championship’s pro-am on May 2. Same “Buy Now” price. Have at it.)
The tournament "cannot be a major." That's cute.
You might be thinking "Man, $8K seems steep." Well, lets not overlook the Davis Love III pro-am kicker that allows you to caddie for him during a meaningless round. THAT SOUNDS AWESOME, right? I mean, if DL3 isn't the one guy on tour who loves to party then I don't know who is.
Or you can keep your money, grab 3 friends, fly all of you out to Pebble Beach, and actually play 4 rounds of golf.