Sports
by Brandon Wenerd on May 22, 2014

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TMZ has unearthed an emergency 911 recording that a Burger King assistant manager in Tallahassee made last summer. As the story goes, Jameis Winston and a couple of his friends were in the store horsing around, filling up ketchup cups with soda without paying for it. This apparently pushed this BK manager over the edge. She insisted the cops get there ASAP.

But let’s put this bad behavior in perspective. They were putting soda IN KETCHUP CUPS. Those things are barely even an ounce. Were they pretending like they were doing Diet Coke shots or something?

I think we need surveillance camera video of the incident, BK, so we can put ticky-tacky shit like this in perspective. Chances she called the cops simply by pulling the race card? Methinks it very high here.

Brandon Wenerd

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Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's senior editor, guru of @brotips, and director of strategic partnerships. He joined BroBible in the fall of 2009 after graduating from Penn State. When he’s not writing, Brandon enjoys fishing, Phish, Philly sports, Dewey Beach, supporting live music, hot sauce, and beer. E-mail him with post ideas and news tips: brandon@brobible.com.