Fake vintage tee-shirt with sleeves removed? Check
Incline press with free weights, the douchiest of lifting moves? Check
Heavyweight title belt? Check
Stupid fucking knit cap indoors? Check
And the kicker? This was tweeted out by the UFC's official channel. Yes, Bryce Harper is MMA-training this season. DOUCHE. If only he was wearing a Tapout shirt.
Before you say more, I'm from D.C. and am a Nats fan. He's a douche.
Here's the full tweet.
— UFC (@ufc) January 7, 2014