Sports
by David Covucci on January 7, 2014

Fake vintage tee-shirt with sleeves removed? Check

Incline press with free weights, the douchiest of lifting moves? Check

Heavyweight title belt? Check

Flexing? Check

Stupid fucking knit cap indoors? Check

And the kicker? This was tweeted out by the UFC's official channel. Yes, Bryce Harper is MMA-training this season. DOUCHE. If only he was wearing a Tapout shirt. 

Before you say more, I'm from D.C. and am a Nats fan. He's a douche.

Here's the full tweet. 

[H/T @AdamKilgoreWP]

David Covucci

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David Covucci is writerer-bloggerer for BroBible dot com. He loves Twitter and whiskey. He can be reached at david.covucci@brobible.com.