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Brooklyn Nets Owner Mikhail Prokhorov Will Either Win a Title or Enter Into a Miserable Marriage

Brooklyn Nets billionaire owner Mikhail Prokhorov is an eccentric dude and one hell of an interview. The New York Post’s Steve Serby was able to corral the white whale for a Q & A recently, and the Russian didn’t disappoint.

The man who bosses around Jay-Z has a five-year plan, and while it doesn’t make the most sense, it’s extremely entertaining.

Q: Why are women so hard to figure out?
A: Who’s trying to figure them out? I think we just need to love them.

Q: Describe your ideal mate.
A: Beautiful, smart, sexy and makes a mean bowl of borscht.

Q: Is marriage something you would consider some day?
A: I have said that if the Nets don’t win the NBA championship within five years, I will punish myself by getting married. We are in year three. So no one is more interested in winning a championship than yours truly.

There you have it, Nets. The pressure to win is on. Otherwise, Prokhorov is going to make some Eastern European gold digger very, very, happy.

[New York Post]

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