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SHOCKING: Broncos fans turned to porn after Super Bowl blowout

By / 02.03.14

For Broncos fans, the Super Bowl was televised torture—3 hours of fumbling, bumbling and bad tackling. Naturally, these people needed a release, a pick-me-up of sorts after such a devastating loss. They turned to porn.

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According to Pornhub.com, there was an 11% increase in traffic (from Denver) to their site immediately following the game. Here’s a fancy little graph that hammers home the point (yes, I’m aware the graph is quite phallic).

pornhub traffic

Pornhub provides a “scientific” explanation as to why this occurred.

The unfortunate lack of a competitive game provides a great explanation for the post game traffic spikes we saw. When one team handily dismantles another in the championship game, you know from previous insights posts that the losing team’s fans flock to Pornhub to be consoled by Lisa Ann, Christy Mack, Madison Ivy and the rest of our dream team.

So, in conclusion, sad people turn to porn, happy people whip out their genitalia on the local news. Glad we got that all sorted out.

Somewhat related, this joke from the Pornhub Twitter account. I laughed pretty damn hard.

[Pornhub]


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A. Isaac
About A. Isaac... A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. He's a buffet connoisseur and regularly eats until he passes out. He also advocates pushing over children to catch foul balls.

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