While I can drink and curse like a damn sailor, the one thing that I’ve never been known to do is house some food. Maybe it’s just because I’m a little guy, I don’t know?
One dude who doesn’t seem to have that problem is San Diego Chargers linebacker Brock Hekking, who recently went to some BBQ joint in the sunny Cali city and enjoyed a ridiculous amount of grub that totaled an even more insane 21,396 calories—IN JUST 43 MINUTES!
Here’s what the menu looked like:
- 2 racks of beef ribs
- 2 racks of baby back ribs
- 1 whole chicken
- 2 pulled pork sandwiches
- 1 giant sausage
- 1 pound of mac and cheese
- Large side of fries
- Large onion rings
- Bite of coleslaw
- 2 ears of corn
- 64-ounce Mountain Dew
I know pro athletes need to put down food for energy and all that, but Hekking’s feat is no short of heroic.
This is the part where I say something about not wanting to be the person in the bathroom after Hekking gets out, because, well, gross.