Sports
by Kyle Koster on April 8, 2014

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There is no more important decision in a guy’s life than selecting his groomsmen.

Just kidding. It’s actually not that big of a deal. One of them is bound to get into a tie-severing fight with your extended family at the reception anyway.

That fact notwithstanding, many Bros have a hard time whittling down the field. Not John Moffa.

No, John Maffa only makes decisions based on tried-and-true investigations mirroring those done by National Football League teams in advance of the draft.

He put together this entirely necessary spoof video chronicling his decision.

It’s a real piece of work. His potential best men are either lucky guys or poor bastards, depending on your interpretation.

 

 

 

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