This log of protein looks more like a log of something else once he's done with it, if ya know what I mean. If ya don't, I'm talkin' bout shit, son. And I damn near barfed watching him put it together, because I was eating something myself at the time of viewing. Big mistake as it is a real tough watch if you're not into other people blending fecal-colored food together with their bare hands.
Suffice it to say his entire house is going to smell like death gas for the next 48 hours as all that 'tein makes it's way through his lower intestine, pushing it to the brink of disaster.
Also, don't try this if you're not wearing a pinkie ring. Virtually impossible without it.