In the midst of widespread speculation that Brett Favre—yes, 43-year-old Brett Favre—may actually sign with the Steelers or Bears, our friends at Busted Coverage have succeeded in tracking him down. He's at Disney World with his family, and he looks about like Mitt Romney pumping gas yesterday: A little worse for wear, a little haggard, and suddenly very old.

I happen to still kind of like Favre, despite the chronic "Will he or won't he?" retirement business, and, of course, the dick pics he sent to Jenn Sterger. But these photos cracked me up. The first shows the former quarterback standing in a line of tourists while trying to hide behind sunglasses and a hat, and generally looking about as obvious as a cat in a birdhouse in doing so.

That's nothing compared to this photo, a scene of a totally whipped man at a breakfast buffet carefully balancing two plates while walking back to his table.

Favre is not going to play in the NFL anytime soon. Why would he leave the happiest place on Earth (TM)?