If you needed any more visual confirmation that football celebrations have escalated to an unreasonable level, here’s what New England Patriots linebacker Brandon Spikes did yesterday.

Sweet moves, Bro. That awesome pop-and-lock routine is definitely more beneficial to your team than, you know, actually fighting to recover the ball.

Also, the fumble was negated because the ball carrier’s forward progress had been stopped. So it wasn’t even a thing. That doesn’t mean I’m going to come down off my soapbox, though. It’s damn comfortable up here.

[H/T: USA Today]