This is the way to do it. Red Sox setup man Koji Uehara has had a great season so far, but perhaps his most effective weapon is high-fives. He shows off his zealous victory power-move to the dugout, making the flyin' Hawaiian duck and cover.
My theory is that Shane Victorino had an older sibling who spent a good chunk of his time hiding behind walls, only to jump out and scare him shitless. That shit will scar you for life. I'm a victim myself.