The perverts, nay, public servants at Pornhub put out a release showing the site’s traffic on Monday night. During the game, both cities were noticeably dormant. As soon as the game ended, however, every Masshole with an internet connection fired up the XXX.
Here’s a chart to prove it.
Beating off is one hell of a coping mechanism. Anyone who tells you otherwise just doesn’t understand science.
[H/T: Eye on Hockey]