I Need to Leave This Game Like I Need a Bullet in My Head, Says Soccer Goalie With Bullet in Head

Dusko Krtalica, a 51-year-old Bosnian man, was playing some soccer and began to feel a fairly severe headache. He soldiered on, though, allowing just one goal before seeking medical attention.

Then shit got weird.

According to Sarajevo newspaper Dnevni Avaz, Krtalica completed the match, but soon complained of a stiff arm and had difficulty speaking. He was driven to a local hospital, where doctors were shocked to see that a 9mm bullet was clearly lodged in his skull.

Krtalica was immediately transferred to the department of neurosurgery and the bullet was removed. A hospital spokesman said the operation was a success and he is now in a stable condition.

It’s believed the bullet came from a celebratory shot fired after a nearby wedding ceremony because there’s no better way to celebrate shit than firing a gunshot into the air.

[H/T: Dirty Tackle]