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by Kyle Koster on April 11, 2014

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Bode Miller looks like the type of guy who would try to sneak a quesadilla into the Masters, so it’s no surprise he was busted trying to sneak a quesadilla into the Masters.

Miller, an Olympic gold-medalist skier, and his wife, Morgan Beck, were stopped on their way to the course and instructed to surrender a quesadilla they’d hoped to snack on during the first round of Masters Tournament play Thursday.

“If you pay $7,500, you ought to be able to bring out a quesadilla,” Miller said.

That’s a fair point. There are some things that must be brought in from the outside. The concessions stands can’t stock everything a man needs to watch other people play golf. Like, it’s probably not even possible to buy a danish that looks like Rory McIlroy.

[H/T: Augusta dotcom]

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