I feel so goddamn bad for Bode Miller. Just gave his wife the upper-hand in the relationship for the foreseeable future. Is it bad that THAT'S my first reaction? I mean, I hope she's alright, but all I can think about is the list of awful shit he will get dragged into now that he blasted her in the moneymaker with a golf ball. No more asking her to "go to (enter any number of undesirable places) with a friend" instead of bringing him. His golf time is probably going to be spent going apple picking after this. Such a shame.

[H/T Deadspin via Morgan Miller]