by Chris Illuminati on February 8, 2014

US Olympic Bobsled Team

Who said bobsledders aren’t bad asses? No, seriously, who said it? I’m collecting names and giving them to U.S. sledder Johnny Quinn. Don’t bother locking your doors for safety, he hasn’t met a door yet he can’t smash.

Quinn (last monster on the right in the photo above) was locked in the bathroom with no way out and no way to call for help. Quinn is a former NFL player and put some of that brawn to good use. He smashed his way through the door like the Kool-Aid man on a sugar fix. Quinn tweeted out the aftermath early this morning.


Hopefully he didn’t leave his credit card on file with the hotel. It’s gonna get dinged for that door.

[via Gawker]

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