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Blaine Gabbert is a REAL AMERICAN

By 08.13.13

Blaine Gabbert has a theme song. It’s a parody of Hulk Hogan’s entrance music, Real American. It’s arguably the worst/best thing you’ll hear today.

I hate watched this over and over. Like, it’s terrible but I found myself drawn to the lyrics.

“Blaine is a real American, hell yea the Jaguars are going to win.”

I don’t know about you but I’m starting to believe in this team. I’m starting to believe in Blaine.

He needs to cap this off by body slamming Andre the Giant or something. Or, fine, settle by body slamming a 100-lb cheerleader. Same effect.

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