Sports
by Kyle Koster on January 13, 2014

The item, which has been pulled from the Etsy store where it first appeared, implored buyers:

After 16 years as head coach of the Longhorns, Mack Brown is stepping down to make way for Charlie Strong as the new head coach. Celebrate Charlie Strong’s arrival in style.

To be fair, the list price of $19.95 seems pretty decent.

[H/T: Lost Letterman]