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Al I’m Watching Today Is This Bird Pooping Directly Into Soccer Player’s Mouth

By / 08.16.14

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Many people consider it good luck if a bird takes a dump on you. The thinking behind that is when you suffer such a disgusting inconvenience, you are rewarded with good fortune in return. Well if that’s the case then Manchester United’s winger Ashley Young should play the lottery, go gambling and have unprotected sex with several hot promiscuous women. That’s because not only did a bird drop a deuce on Young, but it was done with such remarkable precision that it went right into the soccer player’s mouth during Man Utd’s opening Premier League match against Swansea on Saturday. Young really doesn’t seem to be bothered at all by the sky turd and appears to actually ingest it. Um, none for me thanks, my mom brought oranges.

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