Saying This Bicyclist ‘Ate Pavement’ During A Race Isn’t Descriptive Enough Because What Happened To Him Is WAY WORSE

Sweet Jesus. Every inch of my body hurts after watching this bicyclist do a 360 in the middle of a race.

The poor guy gets taken out by either a bike chain, the world’s most powerful snake or the greatest sniper on Earth. I vote all three.

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