U.S. Map Shows The Best Selling Throwback Jersey In Each State, And Something Is VERY Wrong Here

Where THE FUCK is Michael. Jordan? Why is no one buying the G.O.A.T.’s jersey?

The most popular athlete of all time can’t even get one state to buy his jersey. I refuse to comprehend that. But according to this map from Mitchell & Ness, that is the case.

Only explanation to why no one is buying MJ jerseys in 2015 is because we all still own the ones we bought in the 80s and 90s. Has to be that. No other reasonable explanation exists. Not even one.