New York Post
First off, what, does Tom Brady travel everywhere with his Super Bowl rings? What a pompous dick.
“Oh yea, honey, I’m gonna wear XXXVIII today. Feels like an XXXVIII day.”
Second, here’s how I imagine the conversation in this plane went that led to Ben Affleck’s nanny wearing all four of Tom Brady’s Super Bowl rings.
Ben Affleck (points to Tom Brady): Boston!
Tom Brady (nods): Boston!
Ben Affleck (points to nanny): No Boston.
Tom Brady (looks at nanny quizzically): No Boston?
Ben Affleck: Needs Boston
Tom Brady (opens case of Super Bowl rings): Boston.
Ben Affleck (nods vigorously): Boston!
[Nanny is ritualistically sacrificed on top of Breed’s Hill with revolutionary era-muskets]
Ben Affleck flew his nanny to Vegas — while unsuspecting Jen stayed home with the kids http://t.co/kio6ewydmT pic.twitter.com/nVFcUGmyDz
— New York Post (@nypost) August 11, 2015
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