We've all had nights like this. Only difference is, 20-year-old Gijs van Hoecke is an Olympian. Meaning, his accomplishments get to be celebrated on the world wide web!
Van Hoecke's wild night was well documented all over the tabloids, but now we have a new, important development. As a result of his "performance," the Belgian Olympic committee has decided that he should get the f*ck out of London, never come back, and serve him with a lesson in how disgraceful he apparently is.
While we obviously disagree with this decision, let it be known that this further confirms there are really only two types of people in the world. Those who are cool (see: Sean Connery), and those who take themselves way too seriously. While is a shame the world can't get over this unecessary partisan bullsh*t, this is sadly a reality. Just chalk this one up to Van Hoecke falling on the bad side of the coin. Which is tails.
[H/T: Sports Grid]