A Baylor Fan Had the Single Greatest Sports Wedding Cake I’ve Ever Seen

Of all the team sports-related wedding cakes, this one may just take the, uh, cake.

More a work of art than a delicious dessert, the effort features the Bears stadium, a playful bear and — wait for it — actual functioning lights.

Did they even eat this thing or did they donate it to a museum?

Kudos to Bears offensive lineman Troy Baker for sharing his picture with the world. Brilliance like this deserves to shine and should not be hidden under a bushel or behind the gift table.

Let it be a lesson to you Bros out there. If you do decide to get married, don’t pass up the opportunity to do something ridiculous. After all, it’s your wedding day, too.

[H/T: Dr. Saturday]