This Loser Catching A Bass With His Drone Is Everything Wrong With The World

Farmer Derek’s excitement at having just caught the world’s smallest fish using his drone is palpable. I know that feeling of catching a fish and being all stoked about it, it’s quite possibly my favorite feeling on the planet. What Farmer Derek did with this drone though, that’s not fishing. That’s some 2015 bullsh*t that has no place in the realm of fishing. Flying drones is a nice hobby if all you’re into is flying, but the second you start doing other sh*t with your drone then you’ve crossed the line.

How long will it be until you’re fishing out on your favorite secluded lake and a drone is buzzing your head out of nowhere? Seriously, how long before you’re fishing the intracoastal and a drone’s buzzing your favorite snook and/or redfish spot? These d-bags fishing with drones don’t need a boat of any sort, they can be ridiculously far away and still intruding on your favorite spot. This ‘fishing with drones’ sh*t needs to stop before it takes off. Just a few weeks ago there was this video of a drone buzzing a group of pier fishermen in SoCal, disrupting their experience so the d-bag drone pilot could get some useless aerial shots of the pier.

NEWS FLASH: NOBODY WANTS TO WATCH YOUR STUPID F*CKING DRONE VIDEO. So stop filming them.

P.s., the answer is YES, I do know that the fish is a bluegill and not a bass. I was told that most people don’t know what a bluegill is and to just say bass because it looked close enough.