By definition, Bartolo Colon is a professional athlete. As in, he gets paid money to compete in a sport. By definition, Bartolo Colon is also fat. As in, has a BMI over 40, is morbidly obese, etc. Yesterday that professional athlete tried to hit a ball. This is what it looked like.
Colon has spent most of his career in the American League, a place where he never had to pick up a bat. That’s going to change now that he plays for the Mets. We hope it leads to more photoshops like this.
— KFC, Kevin Clancy (@KFCBarstool) April 3, 2014
I don’t consider myself a sensitive guy but I damn near cried when I saw this. This is photoshop porn.
I want more like this!
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