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This Bartolo Colon photoshop is why Jesus created the Internet

By 04.03.14

By definition, Bartolo Colon is a professional athlete. As in, he gets paid money to compete in a sport. By definition, Bartolo Colon is also fat. As in, has a BMI over 40, is morbidly obese, etc. Yesterday that professional athlete tried to hit a ball. This is what it looked like.

Bartolo Colon

Colon has spent most of his career in the American League, a place where he never had to pick up a bat. That’s going to change now that he plays for the Mets. We hope it leads to more photoshops like this.

I don’t consider myself a sensitive guy but I damn near cried when I saw this. This is photoshop porn.

About A. Isaac... A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. He's a buffet connoisseur and regularly eats until he passes out. He also advocates pushing over children to catch foul balls.
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