Yet again, Barack Obama has put leading the free world on hold so he can fill out an NCAA tournament bracket. Just kidding. It takes, like, two minutes, so anyone that has a problem with this can go fuck himself.
Ol’ Barry is picking more upsets this year now that he doesn’t have to worry about re-election, like Wisconsin reaching the Elite Eight and Michigan over Kansas. Hey, don’t accuse this guy of being conservative, amirite?
His final four is Louisville, Ohio State, Florida and Indiana – with the Hoosiers beating the Cardinals in the title game.
His picks are shockingly close to mine and I have no idea how to feel about that?
Honored? Scared? Shamed?