Sports
by Reggie Noble on November 27, 2012

The petition, in full, reads:

We, the Citizens of the Great State of Texas, and Dallas Cowboys fans worldwide, have been oppressed by an over controlling, delusional, oppressive dictator for way too long. Request the Executive Branch’s immediate assistance in removal of owner and GM, Jerry Jones. His incompetence and ego have not only been an extreme disappointment for way too long, but moreover, it has caused extreme mental and emotional duress.

Now, the petitioners have some solid points, but something tells me this isn’t exactly at the top of the White House’s to-do list.

[H/T: We the People]