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By 02.26.14


What young sports-loving Bro hasn’t dreamed of having the Jumpman logo etched into his hair for all to see? It’s a very common desire, but one only realized by those with relaxed parents. The rest of us were stuck with bowl cuts. So perhaps there’s some underlying jealousy in me that makes this kid’s misfortune so funny.

Whomever is responsible for the likeness either has shaky hands or poor knowledge of Michael Jordan’s body type. There’s a very good chance it was a caveman using primitive tools.

Even worse, unlike the equally disastrous Jumpman beard, it doesn’t appear this is part of a charitable effort.

[H/T: Complex]

Kyle Koster
About Kyle Koster... Whenever you read a blog and think, "this is something that didn't need to be on the internet," you can bet I am responsible for it. I left a promising career in actual journalism to make GIFS and watch sports. No regrets. Oh yeah, I talked to Justin Bieber once and it was OK. Send tips/tell me I suck: or
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