In a move that’s not unethical in any way, AshleyMadison.com is offering $1 million to any woman who can deflower famous virgin Tim Tebow. The website, which offers a one-stop shop for anyone looking to engage in an extramarital affair, has perfectly sound rationale behind the plan – you know, outside of all the free publicity.
"Sports and sex (and of course, infidelity) go hand in hand," said Noel Biderman, founder of Ashley Madison, in a statement. "If Mr. Tebow is indeed abstaining from adult relationships, I would encourage him to find a nice lady or two and enjoy his youth and fame as much as possible."
I don’t know what would be more difficult: getting the backup quarterback to back out of his saving-self-for-marriage mindset or obtaining proof of a sexual encounter. Or, of course, waiting for him to pull it out at the last possible minute. He's been known to do that.