I always feel so bittersweet about Thanksgiving weekend. Yes, it’s one of my favorite holidays of the year because there’s no bullshit, but it always hits with a tinge of sadness to see the college football regular season come to a close. At least it goes out with a rivalry week bang. If you’re an American and you’re rooting for Florida State this weekend, you’re supporting those puppy-haters at Florida State who are on a quest for SEC-esque college football domination. Except you, Cass.
This mock PSA is a reminder for why rooting for Jameis Winston is company is like cheering on Darth Vader. Don’t let them get that playoff bid, Florida.