If You’re Scoring at Home, It Will be a 214-Game Suspension for Alex Rodriguez

But you haven’t seen the last of old A-Rod. He’ll be allowed to play as he appeals the suspension. So, yeah, that will be awkward.

Rodriguez, you see, is still pleading innocence.

We want whatever reality-altering drugs he seems to be using. Not that he would do something like that, of course.

[H/T: TJQuinnESPN]