Alex Morgan is as American as apple pie. Here are her sexiest GIFs.
That's not a bathing suit, that's body paint. Hot.
Is it bad that I want to be a medicine ball?
Ah, how adorable, she cares about world peace.
Creepy Alex is creepy.
Dang, look at those quads!
Half-naked Alex? Yes, please.
Just look at how much fun she has.
No wonder she's the fastest player on the USWNT.
Straddling your teammates not once...
That shirt is certainly tight isn't it?
Someone say my name?
"I just felt like running!
World class player, world class smile.
What do you think of my glasses?
Her lips are moving but I have no idea what she's saying.
Wait, what'd you say?
bom chicka wah wah
Much thanks to the very awesome Tumblr blog, FYAM, for many of the GIFs.