Yeah, Alabama wins National Championships but now they are gunning for Oregon's throne as the kings of cool shit. Probably why they bought themselves a fucking moon-walking machine.
Seriously, y'all. An anti-gravity treadmill. Used to rehab Eddie Lacy and Barrett Jones. Who needs PEDs? pic.twitter.com/cbj1O1ZuwB— Aaron Suttles (@AaronSuttles) August 1, 2013
The Ducks may still lead in the swagger department, but the Crimson Tide are not too far behind.