Sports
by Reggie Noble on October 16, 2012

Here he is signing some breasts, which is what you do when you’re the leader of the No. 1 college football team in the country.

The awkward autographing happened last Saturday at a Tuscaloosa bar called Gallettes following the 42-10 win over Missouri. Charlotte was celebrating her 21st birthday and couldn't think of a better present than McCarron's John Hancock between her bosoms.

I don’t know how one knows they’ve “made it” in life, but have got to think scrawling your John Hancock all over some lady lumps has to be a pretty good indication.

[Dr. Saturday via Busted Coverage]