Alabama MILF Who Went Batshit On a Bunch of OU Bros Says She’d Do It Again

Today Yellowhammer News tracked down the lady who started throwing punches during the Sugar Bowl. Her name is Michelle Pritchett and she's a photographer from Sweet Water, Alabama. She tells her side of the story about what went down: 

“It started off being friendly, just us going back and forth about the game,” Pritchett recalled. “But what ended up happening had nothing to do with the game. It escalated. When they said something to my son, I told them to shut their mouths. They were telling my son to come down there and ‘do something about it.’ I said, ‘no, that’s not going to happen. This crap needs to stop.’”

As Pritchett’s husband pulled her back the first time she approached the Sooner fans, Pritchett says one of the Sooners called her a “stupid b****” and that’s when she ran across the aisle and dove on top of them.

“The security people had already gotten on to those guys for throwing bottles at people,” Pritchett said. “When they escorted me out, the security guard told them there was no reason to be pressing charges on me because those guys were out of control the whole game. I defended my son. If they had kicked those boys out to begin with, it wouldn’t have happened the way it did.”

She would like you to know she drunk, you guys! She's very sorry for making Alabama fans look bad: 

“I’m embarrassed. I love The Tide and I apologize to all the players and to Coach Saban and to the entire fan base. I’m sorry. Coach Saban’s going to say ‘those crazy fans don’t know how to act.’ And I wasn’t intoxicated either. I want people to know that. I’d had a couple of drinks, but I was not intoxicated.”

As a Deadspin commentor pointed out, buzzed driving is still drunk driving! Best of all, she says she'd do it again. Zero fucks given:

“I hate to say it, but I’d do it again if I had to. I’m not going to let anyone go after my son.”

If an American Civil War ever happens again, it will 100% be over the results of a college football game. 

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