Ridiculous Alabama-Themed Groom’s Cake Sabotaged By Florida Fan, Marriage Now Surely In Jeopardy

This is a groom’s cake adorned with Nick Saban riding an elephant. I don’t know much about groom’s cakes. I didn’t have one at my wedding and, honestly, was unaware such a thing existed until a few minutes ago.

Yep, I’m uncultured.

Anyway, this is quite the work of art and possibly the sanest thing an Alabama fan has ever done.

His ‘Bama good time was ruined a bit by his sneaky wife — and Florida grad — who caught wind of the monstrosity and made sure it was filled with orange and blue dye.

So, yeah, this eternal union of souls is off to a hot start.

[H/T: College Spun]