This female Grand Rapids Griffins fan actually has one hell of a creative way to distract the opposing team's goalie: drying humping the shit out of the goal in the middle of the aisle. Sadly, she can't enjoy the rest of the game after the stunt. All that grindin' and hip shakin' gets some grandpa usher all flustered. He ends up escorting her out of Van Andel Arena and throwing her ass to the curb. IIt's quite unfortunate, really.

Hat Tip: Deadspin