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Adrian Peterson is half-man, half-beast

By / 01.03.13

While most of his peers bathe in Bengay to recuperate from the regular season, Adrian Peterson’s just getting warmed up. At a press conference yesterday, AP said he felt great and could probably play another season if he had to.

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At this point I’m starting to wonder if AP’s ACL surgery involved Tony Stark. Moreover, Peterson’s willing to help the Vikings any way he can. Even if it means lining up to block a field goal.

‘For the past two years I’ve been trying to get in on field goal block. Come in off the edge, you know? It’s just going to take one block for them to really be like, ‘OK, you know what? Let’s take the chance and let you go out there and get it done,” Peterson said. ”Kickoff return, I wouldn’t mind getting back there. I’m in it to win.’

He wants to return kicks too but that’s likely out of the question. Unless of course, Leslie Frazier enjoys collecting unemployment checks. As for Saturday’s game, expect a healthy dose of Peterson. And by healthy I mean, Christian Ponder-Steele will not throw more than 20 passes. If the Vikings are gonna go down at Lambeau, they’ll do so with their best player touching the ball 30+ times. And if he doesn’t, then we should revisit that whole Leslie Frazier unemployment thing.


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About A. Isaac... A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. He's a buffet connoisseur and regularly eats until he passes out. He also advocates pushing over children to catch foul balls.

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